that’ll teach you to use the handle

Remove the glass from the doors of a public building and what do you get? A hilarious prank! Watch as these poor people go to push a door open only to get a handful of air and a face full of awkward. Such a simple prank to pull off providing a great reaction.Read more …

boo!

Atom Films serves up some great short independant films across all genre. For me, I like a good scare now and then. If you're OK watching flicks in front of a computer, enjoy this particular selection. Half Life Anonymity The Ten Steps Bedtime StoryRead more …

busted!

A Olney, Illinois off duty police officer visiting Foster City, California over the weekend was credited for assisting in the capture of one Tonka, a.k.a. "4x4", a vicious Bernese Mountain Dog in what local authorities are calling one of the most horrific crimes against sciurus carolinensis. More>Read more …

and exactly how do they clean the dishes?

"...and for desert, chocolate covered urinal cakes." Called "marton" or toilet in Chinese, the restaurant has long queues (not unlike at Pac Bell Park in S.F.) due to its incredible popularity. Clearly flush with success.Read more …

tough life

Tonka-san doin' what he does best. He has a new trick to his arsenal. Bark "tug-a-war!" and he'll go hunt down and return with his rope for a good pull-n-growl session.Read more …

the professor and his drum kit

I admit it, I'm a fan of Rush. I'm also a thief. I snaked the following off their official websites. Muaw-haa-haa! Just five minutes behind this, that's all I ask. This is a prime example of a Rush nut with a copy of 3D Studio Max R3 and way too much time on his hands.Read more …

suck factor 10, mr. sulu!

This sums up my ex-boss pretty well. He really had our backs *cough* throughout my last two years.   A real *hack* team leader *choke*.   I mean really, just because you play a team sport doesn't mean you have to be a team player, does it?  Like they say, there's no "I" in team, but there is a "me."Read more …

make me type bad text!

Everything this woman says sounds dirty.  (OK, so I made her say it, but that's not the point.)  I played with this way to long.  My more memorable ones - She means business! So who pissed on your cornflakes today? A real ladies man.Read more …

a bit-o-history

:: Some holdouts from pre-tablescraps.net overhaul :: With a smokin' surround sound system, this would be a killer game rig. Where was this when I needed it? Head on over to TechCrunch and check out Google Calendar, Google’s long delayed new online Ajax calendar application, which will be called “CL2". Wicked-awesome. Who says pigs can't fly. It appears I've choked it too much. Head over to Teagames.com and give Blueprint a spin. A bit dated, but nothing more killer than watching Joe Satriani do a kick-ass rendition of the US National Anthem at…Read more …