social engineering at its finest

Take a close look at this receipt and tell me what you see.  I see a city which continues to increasingly drive tourism as well as new and existing businesses away.  Yet another useless tax.  Keep it up San Francisco. You're going to end up like Illinois before too long. Hell, what am I talking about? At least Illinois has a reason, as misguided as it is. The San Francisco legislature on the other hand; well they're just fucking idiots.Read more …

dear kansas; the day of reckoning has come

Finally, the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has arrived! Ironically, the book's launch coincided with the first true sighting in Hamburg, Germany. Even more, it was caught on tape during Oktoberfest! I mean, come on, what are the odds?!Read more …

winner of the most annoying email thread ever written

"The cutest site i've ever or youve ever seen is this one CLICK IT NOW LOL!!! because they have the cutest pictures you will ever see =) =) =) Like hamsters wearing SO CUTE hats and so many kittens zomg i love kitties especially that brown one i hope they show him with hats to LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Ok I gottta go now bye!!!"Read more …

busted!

A Olney, Illinois off duty police officer visiting Foster City, California over the weekend was credited for assisting in the capture of one Tonka, a.k.a. "4x4", a vicious Bernese Mountain Dog in what local authorities are calling one of the most horrific crimes against sciurus carolinensis. More>Read more …

and exactly how do they clean the dishes?

"...and for desert, chocolate covered urinal cakes." Called "marton" or toilet in Chinese, the restaurant has long queues (not unlike at Pac Bell Park in S.F.) due to its incredible popularity. Clearly flush with success.Read more …